Scientists have now come up with some sort of formula that tells you when (what time, not day) you will DIE!!!
Don't get me wrong, I would love it if this was accurate. On the last hour that I live, I will withdraw every penny from my already-starving bank account with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 % interest rate a year (isn't all banks like this now), and spend it like a Kardashian.
Here's how it works: if you're a night owl and wake up very late (everyone), you will die after 6pm, but if you're a early bird who gets up to exercise (ha!) and do "productive things" in the morning, you will die before 11am (how 'bout that, on my (and everyone else's) last day, we still get to eat breakfast (yeah, right), lunch, and dinner, while you strange morning aliens only eat your pre-breakfast and breakfast (yes, there is a pre-breakfast for people that wake up at 5am).
So plan your days ahead of you carefully, and if you die, make sure you make it as dramatic as possible (come on, that's how everyone plans their death, but it turns out to be chocking on chocolate milk)
#LifeInTheBoat
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