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Wednesday, November 21, 2012
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Facebook, Twitter, Google+ (is anyone using that anyway?), LinkedIn, Myspace, email, print it out and send it to your grandma, or stick it in a bottle and throw it into an ocean. Anything.
Please, I really need your help
Thank you
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Top Blogs in the WORLD
I was thinking, why not?
(hopefully mine is up there, hehehe)
Here is the top ten blogs as of today
(hopefully mine is up there, hehehe)
Here is the top ten blogs as of today
- 1. - Ars Technicahttp://arstechnica.com
 Recent: Plenty of questions, few answers surface about early Windows 8 sales
 Good luck finding such physical evidence in this debate. flickr user: 401(K) 2012 Windows 8's sales are …
 Top 100 entertainmentTop 100 technologyTop 100 infotech- Technorati 
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 moved up 2 places- Engadgethttp://www.engadget.com
 Recent: Amazon Kindle Fire HD review (8.9-inch, 4G LTE)
 What a difference a generation makes. While the original Kindle Fire impressed, there was only one thing …
 Top 100 technologyTop 100 infotechTop 100 gadgets- Technorati 
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- 3. 
 
 moved up 2 places- TMZ.com | Celebrity Gossip | …http://www.tmz.com
 Recent: Flo Rida -- Was Jesus Was Black?
 Flo Rida's ridiculous Jesus bling ignited a 2,000-year-old race debate -- was J.C. actually black? If he …- Technorati 
 Auth: 867- Change +6 
- 4. 
 
 moved down -3 places- The Caucushttp://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com
 Recent: The Early Word: Spotlight
 Political news from today's Times and the latest happenings in- Technorati 
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- 5. 
 
 moved down -2 places- Jezebelhttp://jezebel.com
 Recent: Comment of the Day: Marijuana Legalization Is Directly Responsible For Hostess Staying in Business
 I like to think that it's because of EmBee6 's advice that Hostess might actually stay in business after …- Technorati 
 Auth: 857- Change -30 
- 6. - Daily Koshttp://www.dailykos.com
 Recent: Mitt Romney close to 47% of the vote
 Still counting. Dave Wasserman ( @redestrict ) is keeping tabs on the popular vote in the states and the …
 Top 100 politicsTop 100 uspolitics- Technorati 
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- 7. 
 
 moved up 4 places- TechCrunchhttp://www.techcrunch.com
 Recent: Facebook Starts Letting iOS Users Auto-Upload All Their Snapshots With Photo Sync
 It’s not just for Android anymore. Facebook has figured out how to enable background auto-uploads and is …
 Top 100 businessTop 100 technologyTop 100 infotech- Technorati 
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- 8. 
 
 moved down -1 places- Hot Airhttp://hotair.com
 Recent: GQ to Marco Rubio: How old is Earth?
 Slow news week. You need to read the full interview to appreciate how much of a non sequitur this question …
 Top 100 politicsTop 100 uspolitics- Technorati 
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- 9. 
 
 moved up 2 places- Eurogamerhttp://www.eurogamer.net
 Recent: Vote on Double Fine's next game ideas
 Ever since Brutal Legend was a financial catastrophe Double Fine has shifted its focus to smaller games …
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 moved up 6 places- Gawkerhttp://www.gawker.com
 Recent: How To Make It Through Thanksgiving
 This upcoming Thanksgiving week will be a long one and difficult, although hopefully it will not be without …- Technorati 
 Auth: 830- Change +14 
I take no credit, goes to Technorati
my blog is not up there, :(
soon, right guys?
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Buahahahahahahaha!!!
So I was reading the news, and I come across this article about a man that BOUGHT a personal item of the Toronto Maple Leafs (hockey, EH?).
The item? the locker room TOILET!
He bought the toilet for about 5000 dollars (crazy, eh?), but what's more hilarious was that he wanted to buy a "special toilet" called the Punch Bowl (ha!) for TEN grand!
He doesn't see it as five thousand dollars wasted, but 5000 saved.
He says some of the things his friends say to him (don't worry, that makes sense):
The item? the locker room TOILET!
He bought the toilet for about 5000 dollars (crazy, eh?), but what's more hilarious was that he wanted to buy a "special toilet" called the Punch Bowl (ha!) for TEN grand!
He doesn't see it as five thousand dollars wasted, but 5000 saved.
He says some of the things his friends say to him (don't worry, that makes sense):
"They thought I had money to burn, and surely there was something that I could have better spent my money on," he said.
"They've got a point. But … it's a part of an icon. I just thought … what a rare piece and just think of all of the people that have spent time contemplating in that dressing room what lies ahead of them." (from National Post)
Damn right! I would totally buy a toilet just to (quote) "Vigmond plans on putting the toilet in his sports memorabilia room, where he wants to sit on it, light up a Cuban cigar, open a bottle of 30-year-old single malt, and hopefully, watch a Leafs game sometime soon." (National Post)
Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
#LifeInTheBoat
Disturbing... or maybe interesting?
Scientists have now come up with some sort of formula that tells you when (what time, not day) you will DIE!!!
Don't get me wrong, I would love it if this was accurate. On the last hour that I live, I will withdraw every penny from my already-starving bank account with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 % interest rate a year (isn't all banks like this now), and spend it like a Kardashian.
Here's how it works: if you're a night owl and wake up very late (everyone), you will die after 6pm, but if you're a early bird who gets up to exercise (ha!) and do "productive things" in the morning, you will die before 11am (how 'bout that, on my (and everyone else's) last day, we still get to eat breakfast (yeah, right), lunch, and dinner, while you strange morning aliens only eat your pre-breakfast and breakfast (yes, there is a pre-breakfast for people that wake up at 5am).
So plan your days ahead of you carefully, and if you die, make sure you make it as dramatic as possible (come on, that's how everyone plans their death, but it turns out to be chocking on chocolate milk)
#LifeInTheBoat
Don't get me wrong, I would love it if this was accurate. On the last hour that I live, I will withdraw every penny from my already-starving bank account with 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 % interest rate a year (isn't all banks like this now), and spend it like a Kardashian.
Here's how it works: if you're a night owl and wake up very late (everyone), you will die after 6pm, but if you're a early bird who gets up to exercise (ha!) and do "productive things" in the morning, you will die before 11am (how 'bout that, on my (and everyone else's) last day, we still get to eat breakfast (yeah, right), lunch, and dinner, while you strange morning aliens only eat your pre-breakfast and breakfast (yes, there is a pre-breakfast for people that wake up at 5am).
So plan your days ahead of you carefully, and if you die, make sure you make it as dramatic as possible (come on, that's how everyone plans their death, but it turns out to be chocking on chocolate milk)
#LifeInTheBoat
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